A cell phone is not a weapon
Naomi Campbell got sentenced to some floor-mopping yesterday. I’m not sure if this trial was for the first, second, or third time that she whacked an assistant in the head with a cell phone. The woman appears to have some anger issues. Maybe she would feel better if she got one of these:

I think she really lucked out that they’re letting her do her mopping in a secret indoor location. Because anybody who throws stuff at their assistants really deserves to be paraded in the public street:
Stay in Vegas, Ms. Campbell.
March 11th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Samantha - back me up on this:
Naomi, nothing makes housework go by more quickly than some glamorous jewelry. Just put on a pair of diamond huggies and a thick pendant before you start sweeping and see what a difference it makes . . .