Pave cut hoops (not chicken)
So let’s be clear: Jessica Simpson is still on my “Divas In Training” list. Meaning, she has the potential to wear appropriate or even attractive jewelry, but this cannot overcome the fact that her tan is out of a can and she is dumb as a bag of hair.
However, she showed up recently in these pave cut white gold hoops, which really are quite trendy and do especially well inside of a mane of hair of any color.

Don’t worry, this style of hoops is actually all the rage. You won’t turn stupid if you wear them. I tried to find a pair at Diamond Harmony, but they don’t have any right now. I have to write to them and get a special order!
May 13th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Are you sure? Turning stupid doesn’t sound so bad. Her smile looks pretty genuine . . . unlike the tan, the boobs, and the hair color.
You’ll have to forgive a little bitterness but it’s been one of those mother’s days. We’ll see about the gifts my daughter brings. If there’s a pair of hoop earrings or even a simple bracelet, I’ll say something nice about Jessica. Otherwise - Grrrrr!