Eva Longoria-Parker Gains Some Weight!
The diminutive and not-so-desperative housewife, Eva Longoria, has gained some weight since her recent betrothal! The source of that weight is her 107 diamond wedding ring, which, according to The Daily News “…features an impressive two rows of 80 brilliant-cut diamonds and 27 square-cut diamonds, complete with a romantic French inscription on the inside.”
In the unlikely event that the ever effervescent Eva should suffer selective amnesia, she has her new identity emblazoned on her track suit. What’s even more unlikely, is the possibility that Mrs. Parker will ever remove her her bridal bling in favor of the broom, the dustpan and all other various and sundry accoutrements of housewifery!
I’m blinded by the light of this Diamond Bridal Set , and it’s far more consistent with my version of reality than Mrs. P.’s!