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A cell phone is not a weapon

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Naomi Campbell got sentenced to some floor-mopping yesterday. I’m not sure if this trial was for the first, second, or third time that she whacked an assistant in the head with a cell phone. The woman appears to have some anger issues. Maybe she would feel better if she got one of these:

Diamond Harmony’s 14K WG Diamond Ruby Emerald Cellphone Bracelet Charm

I think she really lucked out that they’re letting her do her mopping in a secret indoor location. Because anybody who throws stuff at their assistants really deserves to be paraded in the public street:

Naomi should thank her lucky stars!

Stay in Vegas, Ms. Campbell.

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