Stay in Vegas
Please.
Britney Spears (yuk)
Nicole Ritchie (who IS she? I mean, really)
Paris Hilton (ick)
Tara Reid (oh please)
Angelina Jolie (I will never forgive her for taking Brad from Jen)
Meg Ryan (jewelry can’t fix those surgical fiascos)
Lindsay Lohan (in rehab for what, exactly?)